Alright, so you’re thinking about heading to Dubai? Lucky you! I’ve been there so many times, and trust me, it’s a city like no other. If you’re a first-timer (or even if you’ve been before), here’s the lowdown on what you need to know—no fluff, just the good stuff.

1. Do You Need a Visa?

First things first, check your visa situation. If you’re from a developed country, there is a high likelihood you can just waltz in and get one on arrival (so chill, right?). But if you’re not on that list, you might need to apply in advance. It’s super easy though—just check online or hit up your airline.

2. When’s the Best Time to Go?

Honestly, November to March is when Dubai really shines. The weather’s perfect, around 20-30°C (68-86°F), so you can actually enjoy being outside. But if you’re up for a hot deal (literally), head there in the summer. It’s crazy hot—like melt-your-soul hot—but the hotel prices are unbeatable, and malls are air-conditioned havens.

3. What Do You Wear?

Dubai’s got a modern vibe, but it’s still a Muslim city, so respect the culture. Ladies, think modest—cover your shoulders and knees in public places like malls or markets. Guys, same for you—no going shirtless outside the beach! Oh, and swimwear is totally cool at pools and beaches, but keep a cover-up handy for when you leave.

4. Getting Around

Getting from point A to point B in Dubai? Piece of cake.

• Metro: Cheap, clean, and gets you everywhere you need to go.
• Taxis: Reliable and not too pricey.
• Ride-shares: Uber and Careem are your friends.
• Driving: Renting a car is cool if you wanna explore beyond the city, but the traffic? Wild. Buckle up!

5. What About Alcohol and Laws?

Drinks are only served in licensed spots like hotel bars and restaurants—don’t even think about walking around with a beer in hand. And NEVER drink and drive. Dubai doesn’t play when it comes to rules. Oh, and keep the PDA to a minimum—save the smooching for private spaces.

6. Money Matters

The local currency is the UAE Dirham (AED), and your card will work pretty much everywhere. But carry a little cash for souks or street eats. Pro tip: Exchange rates are usually better in Dubai than at home, so swap your money there.

7. Language? No Problem.

Arabic is the official language, but English is everywhere. Signs, menus, even small talk—it’s all in English, so you’re good to go.

8. Shop Till You Drop

If shopping’s your thing, you’re gonna love it here.

• Malls: The Dubai Mall and Mall of the Emirates are iconic. It’s like a shopping adventure.
• Souks: For a more local vibe, check out the Gold Souk or Spice Souk. And yes, bargaining is totally a thing here—have fun with it!

9. Culture is Everywhere

Dubai isn’t just glitz and glam—there’s a ton of culture to soak up.

• Go for a desert safari. Camels, sandboarding, a feast under the stars—it’s a vibe.
• Check out Old Dubai. Hop on an abra (a little wooden boat) and explore the Al Fahidi Historical District.
• Visit the Jumeirah Mosque for a stunning intro to Islamic culture. It’s open to non-Muslims too!

10. Don’t Stress About Transport

Public transport is awesome, especially the MRT (it’s always on time). But if you’re short on time, just grab a cab or ride-share—drivers know the city like the back of their hand.

11. Must-See Spots

Here’s the deal—you can’t go to Dubai and miss these:

• Burj Khalifa: It’s the tallest building in the world, enough said. Book tickets in advance!
• Palm Jumeirah: An island shaped like a palm tree. Go for the views, stay for the vibes.
• Dubai Fountain: The light-and-water show is free and totally mesmerizing.
• Global Village: A seasonal park with food, crafts, and shows from around the world.

12. It’s Hot, Stay Hydrated

Dubai is HOT. Even in the cooler months, you’ll feel it. Keep water handy, slap on sunscreen, and don’t push yourself too hard in the sun. You’ll thank me later.

Kojo Enoch